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Enforcers Accident

There was a young lady Enforcer who fell on her foot and it forced her
to sit on a seat for the bruise it was neat! and just slowly got blacker and blacker
 
So she sat with her foot in the air except when she stood on a chair
to hang up a curtain and I know for certain
Enforcer wished she had forgotten
 
Now skut told Enforcer to sit and to not do one jot or she'd hit
so she cancelled the boat with the Tim Tams afloat
and called them back to Australia.
 
Now we find out with fear for Lkea she is due soon to get a new Knee, Ah!
and old Chook broke her pinkie dont know what she was thinkin
but not on the door jambs proximity
 
Now Enforcer you sit for a while and the blood in your foot will congeal
and turn purple then green well you know what I mean
and in a bit longer will be gone!
 
No you silly old thing not your foot! the bruise will be gone in a shot
and you'll walk round with ease on your feet, but your knees
might turn you into a crock.
 
So Enforcer in future beware you must never again from a chair
stand up quickly again with out bringing your brain,
so you know that your feets on the floor
 
So my greeting to you I must send this I want you to do as a friend
so please take my advice pack your foot up in ice
and dilute what you're drinking.
The End!
 
Bleggy
 
 
.................................................................................................
 
 
A Poem
 
So you're getting old?
Well that's simply not true
I refuse to believe
That you're getting mildew.
 
So you fell on your face,
Well that's just a trick!
An audience needed
For your next funny antic.
 
Right now you're sore
And feeling some pain.
Well this will soon pass
And you'll feel well again.
 
Just think of the plasters
You have on your nose
As clown training tools
Till you get your bravos!
 
And for the knee
That once you had good...
It was just feeling lonely 
As a healthy knee should!
 
So asking for help
Is not what you do?
Just how many times
Have they asked help from you?
 
So swallow your pride
And breathe in real deep.
Ask for some help!!!!
You deserve a good sleep....
 
And a really good cup of tea!

     Charlee

 

 

 

 

 

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