Enforcers Accident There was a young lady Enforcer who fell on her foot and it forced her to sit on a seat for the bruise it was neat! and just slowly got blacker and blacker So she sat with her foot in the air except when she stood on a chair to hang up a curtain and I know for certain Enforcer wished she had forgotten Now skut told Enforcer to sit and to not do one jot or she'd hit so she cancelled the boat with the Tim Tams afloat and called them back to Australia. Now we find out with fear for Lkea she is due soon to get a new Knee, Ah! and old Chook broke her pinkie dont know what she was thinkin but not on the door jambs proximity Now Enforcer you sit for a while and the blood in your foot will congeal and turn purple then green well you know what I mean and in a bit longer will be gone! No you silly old thing not your foot! the bruise will be gone in a shot and you'll walk round with ease on your feet, but your knees might turn you into a crock. So Enforcer in future beware you must never again from a chair stand up quickly again with out bringing your brain, so you know that your feets on the floor So my greeting to you I must send this I want you to do as a friend so please take my advice pack your foot up in ice and dilute what you're drinking. The End! Bleggy ................................................................................................. A Poem So you're getting old? Well that's simply not true I refuse to believe That you're getting mildew. So you fell on your face, Well that's just a trick! An audience needed For your next funny antic. Right now you're sore And feeling some pain. Well this will soon pass And you'll feel well again. Just think of the plasters You have on your nose As clown training tools Till you get your bravos! And for the knee That once you had good... It was just feeling lonely As a healthy knee should! So asking for help Is not what you do? Just how many times Have they asked help from you? So swallow your pride And breathe in real deep. Ask for some help!!!! You deserve a good sleep.... And a really good cup of tea! Charlee Page made by Tanya for MSN Group Tuts. |