The Accidental Members Lkea what you doin? do you think you are a clown? And go and join the circus by walking upside down! Now don't you know that noses are not for walking on Noses is for blowing, aaaaaccchhhoooooooooo, a cold is coming on. Sometimes I really wonder what this group is all about, I told you NO MORE KNITTING! and I shouldn't have to shout, But you didn't listen to me, and you went and joined the group, That's knitting up the bones, BRD, Old Chook, Enforcer, who was only bruised. Lkea I can picture you with a plaster on your nose, Now everyone here! listen up! NO, you can't have one of those! Enoughs enough, now cut it out or I will start a group, In my warped imagination I can picture you As you greeted your new cousins, this is what they said to you, "My goodness dear what happened, have you been in a fight? "No cousins I was trying to save Tim Tams from a bad plight" "For Bleegy is so kind she sent me Tim Tams that I hid. But Skut came unexpected and this is what she did, She found their hiding place and I tried to stop her see, Then I slipped and fell, and now I have just cake, ice-cream and brie." Now Skut has chockie on her face, and so to you I'll send, Another lot of Tim Tams, from your very best-est friend, Quick here in this box wrapped so nice with string all parcelled up, Gosh! Skut got there before you and your Tim Tams are a pup OK members, never mind, lets all get in line, It's time to sign a plaster, thats on lkeas nose, Now I am first so I will sign these words sincerely, "lkea, I am sorry, that you nose is broken up, And I hope it mends quite quickly, is this message long enough?" For if this message fits in, the plaster on your nose, You really have a problem with a big proboscis. Hey do not try to thump me or your other wrist might bruise, And you won't be able then to eat Tim Tams or even type. From all your friends upon this site lets all give you a hug For lkea we're so sorry, you look like Boxer Bob, Now when you get the moment put a photo on this site, Of you with all your bruises, yes we need a laugh! thats right! But get well quick for we dont want you looking in the wars, When you go into hospital for the new knee your waiting for, We do not want that anyone should think wrong of you. But next time water down that drink, or have a cup of tea. Get Well quick Bleggy 1/10/2007 Time to pay attention Lkea part of what I said in my last message to you Is written on the page in pink did I not say this to you, 'Lkea I can picture you with a plaster on your nose,' "Now everyone here! listen up! NO, you can't have one of those! Enoughs enough, now cut it out or I will start a group, So congratulations lkea you are the one inaugral, Yes that is right the very first, member of Wounded UCS Now you go there and you will find you dont have to sign in. I didn't want to injure your other arm with a pen, In fact theres really nought to do on there but sit. No lookups or researching No paper cuts that hurt, No turning pages or changing disks or even typing memos, No family trees that might fall right down And hit your head and hurt you. Not even any branches for a stray leaf that might come I would not want you on a leaf to slip and hurt your .....mmmm Never mind that word I'll leave it out, for on this family site We have some wounded members, and you are one alright. But if some one else should try to sneak into Wounded UCS You kick them out but carefully you must not break your foot!! Thinking of you Bleggy Page made by Tanya from MSN Group Tuts Art ©Chirstinas Tubes |