MSN Home  |  My MSN  |  Hotmail
Sign in to Windows Live ID Web Search:   
go to MSNGroups 
Free Forum Hosting
 
Important Announcement Important Announcement
The MSN Groups service will close in February 2009. You can move your group to Multiply, MSN’s partner for online groups. Learn More
Un-Closeted Skeletons[email protected] 
  
What's New
  
  Welcome to U-CS  
  Introduction  
  Welcome New Members  
  NEW MEMBERS  
  The RULES  
  ABOUT MEMBERS  
  About Members  
  Bandwidth and Hotlinking  
  LOOKUPS  
  LOOK UPS  
  Poetry  
  Message Boards  
  GENERAL  
  General  
  Poetry  
  Computer Help  
  Computer Help  
  Computer Tips  
  Poetry  
  Genealogy Misc  
  Abbreviations on Census Returns  
  Archaic Medical  
  Census Dates  
  Genealogy Products  
  Genealogy Sites  
  IRISH & SCOTTISH Naming Pattern  
  Newspapers  
  Occupations  
  Old Handwriting  
  Post Office Directories  
  Relationship Chart  
  Poetry  
  LINKS - AUSTRALIAN  
  Australia  
  ACT  
  NSW  
  NT  
  QLD  
  SA  
  TAS  
  VIC  
  WA  
  LINKS - OVERSEAS  
  Canada  
  Denmark  
  Finland  
  France  
  Germany  
  Greece  
  India  
  Ireland  
  Italy  
  Netherlands  
  New Zealand  
  Norway  
  United Kingdom  
  Poland  
  South Africa  
  Scotland  
  United Kingdom  
  USA  
  Worldwide  
  Poetry  
  AUSTRALIAN Cemeteries  
  ACT Cemeteries  
  NSW Cemeteries  
  NT Cemeteries  
  QLD Cemeteries  
  SA Cemeteries  
  TAS Cemeteries  
  VIC Cemeteries  
  WA Cemeteries  
  MILITARY Records  
  Military  
  LINKS - GENEALOGY  
  Gene Sites  
  Poetry  
  SHIPPING  
  Shipping  
  Member Resources  
  Members SURNAMES & TREES  
  SURNAMES  
  Links to members family tree  
  Poetry  
  SUCCESS STORIES  
  Success Stories  
  SOCIAL PAGES  
  Social pages  
  Poetry  
  SAVING IN TOUGH TIMES  
  In Tough Times  
  Poetry  
  MEMBER'S ALBUMS  
  PAGE DESIGNERS  
  POETRY  
  Wounded UCS  
  Poetry  
  Tribute to ENFORCER99'S MUM  
  Tribute to BLEGGY'S MUM  
  In Loving Memory  
  With Love  
  A M Hayden  
  Caryll Ann BENNETT  
  Tribute to Enforcer's Mum  
  R V DAVIS  
  Pauline Jane "Paulie" BAUER  
  C E Drake  
  Remembering 50 Years  
  Norma  
  Poetry  
  Skelly's Hand of Friendship Links  
  Our Site Banners  
  ANZAC DAY  
  Anzac messages  
  MAILBOXES  
  SKULL TEASERS  
  Skull Teasers  
  UCS Anniversary  
  
  
  Tools  
 


 

The Accidental Members
 
 Lkea what you doin? do you think you are a clown?   
And go and join the circus by walking upside down!
Now don't you know that noses are not for walking on
Noses is for blowing,  aaaaaccchhhoooooooooo, a cold is coming on.
 
Sometimes I really wonder what this group is all about,
I told you NO MORE KNITTING! and I shouldn't have to shout,
But you didn't listen to me, and you went and joined the group,
That's knitting up the bones, BRD, Old Chook, Enforcer, who was only bruised.
 
Lkea I can picture you with a plaster on your nose,
Now everyone here! listen up! NO, you can't have one of those!
Enoughs enough, now cut it out or I will start a group,
And you will have to join it, it's called  Wounded UCS
 
In my warped imagination I can picture you
As you greeted your new cousins, this is what they said to you,
"My goodness dear what happened, have you been in a fight?
"No cousins I was trying to save Tim Tams from a bad plight"
 
"For Bleegy is so kind she sent me Tim Tams that I hid.
But Skut came unexpected and this is what she did,
She found their hiding place and I tried to stop her see,
Then I slipped and fell, and now I have just cake, ice-cream and brie."
 
Now Skut has chockie on her face, and so to you I'll send, 
Another lot of Tim Tams, from your very best-est friend,
Quick here in this box  wrapped so nice with string all parcelled up,
Gosh! Skut got there before you and your Tim Tams are a pup
 
OK members, never mind, lets all get in line,
It's time to sign a plaster, thats on lkeas nose,
Now I am first so I will sign these words sincerely,
"lkea, I am sorry, that you nose is broken up,
And I hope it mends quite quickly, is this message long enough?"    
 
For if this message fits in, the plaster on your nose,
You really have a problem with a big proboscis.
Hey do not try to thump me or your other wrist might bruise,
And you won't be able then to eat Tim Tams or even type.
 
From all your friends upon this site lets all give you a hug
For lkea we're so sorry, you look like Boxer Bob,
Now when you get the moment put a photo on this site,
Of you with all your bruises, yes we need a laugh! thats right!
 
But get well quick for we dont want you looking in the wars,
When you go into hospital for the new knee your waiting for,
We do not want that anyone should think wrong of you.
But next time water down that drink, or have a cup of tea. 
 
Get Well quick
 
Bleggy 1/10/2007 
Time to pay attention 
 
Lkea part of what I said in my last message to you
Is written on the page in pink did I not say this to you,
'Lkea I can picture you with a plaster on your nose,'
"Now everyone here! listen up! NO, you can't have one of those!
Enoughs enough, now cut it out or I will start a group,
And you will have to join it, it's called  Wounded UCS'
 
So congratulations lkea you are the one inaugral,
Yes that is right the very first, member of  Wounded UCS 
Now you go there and you will find you dont have to sign in.
I didn't want to injure your other arm with a pen,
In fact theres really nought to do on there but sit.
No lookups or researching No paper cuts that hurt,
No turning pages or changing disks or even typing memos,
No family trees that might fall right down
And hit your head and hurt you.
Not even any branches for a stray leaf that might come
I would not want you on a leaf to slip and hurt your .....mmmm
Never mind that word I'll leave it out, for on this family site
We have some wounded members, and you are one alright.
But if some one else should try to sneak into Wounded UCS
You kick them out but carefully you must not break your foot!! 
Thinking of you
 
Bleggy
 

 

 

 

Page made by Tanya from MSN Group Tuts       Art ©Chirstinas Tubes