Wit, Sarcasam and Artistic Musings

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IF YOU ARE NOT OUTRAGED,

YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.

what gets your blood hot?

Boys...I'm not gonna lie...I'M LAUGHIN MY FARKIN ARSE OFF AT YOU TWO!!!

I HATE THE SLIGHTLY CHEAPER PAIR OF SOCKS THAT ARE MADE TO REMIND ME ALL THE TIME BY SLIDING SLOWLY INTO MY FRIGGIN BOOTS. LIKEWISE WITH UNDERWEAR THAT SHOULD BE NAMED WEDGY-WEAR...ARGGHHHH

Hosiery that sags...

Glass cleaner that streaks the windows...

Razors that cut more skin than hair...

OBOY JEN...i can feel those boiling bubbles rising up....she's gonna blow, stand back!

What really fries my shorts is that UBERskinny chick on the stairmaster at the gym. I'm ok with her being skinny...it's the "Oooooooooooo I've got SUCH fat legs!" that you hear her saying over and again...

REALITY CHECK...maybe if those guys would tell her they want something to hold on to, she'd shut up.

Meanwhile the stairmaster is only making her legs more muscular.

I can't stand stupidity. I'm not talking about lack of education or legitimate genetic stupidity. Those are fine. What I can't stand are the people who simply refuse to learn from their mistakes and just keep repeating them, and THEN come crying to me because.....whatever.

Mistakes are the gateway to learning. Use them wisely.

In my profession I am frequently asked how I know all that I do. My reply is " I made alot of mistakes in the past". "Then I knew how NOT to do it" " "Eventually, thru multiple mistakes, I figured out the correct way" .

I HATE IT when incompetent people get promoted to get them out of one position. 99.9999999999999999999999 times out of 100, it means I'm screwed.

I'll tell you what's an outrage...it infuriates me when our president using one excuse after another th explain why we are in iraq....saddamm behind the terrorists...hmmm...no evidence of that, besides it seems our presence there has done more to help them recruit new terrorists... ok how about wmd...yeah thats always reliable...none??? how about to get rid of a monstrous torturing dictator... well we have been exposed as using torture so ng there...on and on. meanwhile he accuses those who look to get our troops out of harm's way now that it's pretty clear they have no business being there of being unsupportive of them and our actions demoralizing. let's see, they are separated from their loved ones, dying, getting maimed for a war no one can explain the purpose of intelligently, and trying to get them home IS DEMORALIZING???

I'm outraged by the media and all who think the media is telling us the truth. Fact is we probably get more truth from politicians than we do from the media...

I believe maybe half of what we are told and I question the other half.

I'm outraged that it's a gorgeous sunny day and I've got a nasty b**** of a cold and can't enjoy it.

(((((JEN))))) Get well soon!

I'm just STEAMED that rose bushes cost $20 for a smallish bush. When it's all said and done, I'm going to have to SINK INTO THE EARTH a hell of a lot of dosh to cover my newly bricked in area for a rose garden.

(but they sure are gorgeous)

I'm outraged that I haven't seen nearly enough of Nic OR Trigger in the last few weeks!

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