It wasn't long before a bright young sprout

Thought of mixing veg, gin and champagne

Put in a container and shaken all about

Came up with a cocktail with no name

 

 

(sorry I'm so late popping in, been not too well lately) 

Hope you feel better now, Zy ...Happy New Year

 

Now tis nearly a week

Since the veg started drinking

There was a sober leek

Who got to thinking

That if veggies had a ban

And only people got drunk

They could rule over man

The human race would be sunk

'The Day of the Triffids' popped into Sprouts mind,

he rolled it over then let it simmer inside.

Told a few of his friends to see what they thought,

a group meeting was called, his idea had been bought!

 

 

 

 

Yet ...left to themselves would all humans fight

Would veggies be able to claim their right

The triffid idea was, in the main

The way to cause death and pain

 

(Especially to vegetarians, lol)

The human race enslaved, by a cabbage

World all green, no longer ravaged

A venus flytrap on every street

Vegetairian plants, eating meat 

 

King Edward potato ruling by decree

Soldier guards of celery

Humans have been given the boot

And the only blood spilled, is by beetroot

 

Do not despair people, all is not lost

We shall rule again, after a nasty frost

Black and dead, their leaves all curled

Ha ha again we rule the world......

Whilst fools snort and idiots inject

The majority are circumspect

May use alcohol in moderation

Things change with each new generation

King Edward issues his orders

To servants of the Jersey Royals,

"If you nourish my children with sherry,

You'll be rewarded for your toils."

 

So they did as they were told

And nourished the kids with sherry.

Meanwhile, after drinking beer,

The humans were quite merry.

Cooking sprouts can make you merry,

Especially when they're pickled in sherry

But if you want veg with nowt taken out,

It's better to grow them in the finest stout.