The Clampetts do the Raquette
This is my version of our outing on the Raquette River!:
Silous and I named Camper's family the Clampetts because they seemed to fit the parts so well. They were all very geniune and very good hearted people, very down to earth and made Silous and myself feel right at home with them.
I'd like to take this moment to personally thank Camper for setting up this ADVENTURE, I think we all had a grand time.
So on with the adventure!!
We all met on the internet about a year ago and all became pretty close, so Camper decided to get us together and so the trip up the Raquette river and into the Adirondack mountins of New York was planned. We planned over the coarse of a couple of months and the days were counted down.(1 by 1) We planned to meet on Sunday the 22nd of July.
Silous would come in on the 21 of July and spend the night at my house, we sat around that night, had a couple of beers and chatted, he is a great Guy an carrys alot of the same interests as I. We hit the sacks early as we were hooking up with Camper and family at 8:00 am and we had to travel about 35 min to meet up with them.
Finally morning came, and after gasing up the trucks we headed out for the Raquette, Silous driving his truck and my wife driving me as the grear and two canoes were a little much for one truck. We pulled in about 5 after 8 just in time to see Linda , Campers daughter in law hauling in a nice 15" northern pike. We all greated each other and my wife was talking pics. Camper asked Silous and I to pose for a pic and thoroughly soaked us with a squirting camera. At that moment I should of known things weren't what they seemed.
We finally got under way, Camper and his brother Dwight maning their canoe, his son Eric and Eric's wife Linda in another, Silous manning his canoe by himself and me Moss manning my one man, the one man was equipt with oars and moved though the current quite easily.
Camper had estimated the milage at about five miles. We started moving up river and a more beautiful river is not to be had, The Raquette is wide for an Adirondack river and the waters seemed so calm. The air was still and the sun was shining bright and we knew the first day would be beautiful. The Raquette is deep with a sand bottom, and the woods were alive with the sounds of birds.
We continued up river and time passed quickly, silous was having a little trouble in the strong currents as his canoe was loaded. My one man seemed to move itself upstream with no effort (an I was glad as I had pulled a muscle in my back two days before).
Finally Camper eyed a leanto and pulled into a sandy beach, I was hoping to go all the way to the Raquette falls, but the call to take this leanto turned out to be the right one. (It turned out to be the best site on the river.)
We unpacked the canoes and moved our gear up onto the bank to the leanto, The Camper family set up shop in the leanto, and Silous and I each started setting up our tents. It seemed like Silous had his set up in no time and as I struggled with mine he heckled me unmercifuly, " need some help moss" he keep repeating as I replied nope no problem. As the minutes went by and I didn't seem to be getting any closer to getting my tent up , Silous asked "damn moss you settin that tent up or is it settin you up" ( know you equipment before going with Silous is now my new motto) LOL Finally I conquered the tent and started moving in with my gear.
I was determined to make it to the falls, Silous wanted to go also so the two of us started our journy up river, it was about three miles (1 mile according to Camper who uses a different style of measurement) 1camper mile = 3 real miles. We checked out the falls and some babes in bathing suits. We decided to fish our way back downstream, on the second bend Silous hooked into a 20" northern pike and this was the first of many that the two of us would catch.
Silous and I polished off our ration of st. pauli girl as we fished our way back to the leanto,Linda was on the bank fishing but had'nt had any bites. We all decided to have dinner, Silous was ahead of the game as his MRE's were done in minutes. As I worked on my burgers, I keep hearing this sound coming from around my cooler ( it sounded like a FART, but thought it must be coming from the cooler. With dinner finished, Dwight & camper gathered wood and got a campfire going and we sat around chatting until bedtime.
Day two: Silous and I were awoke at 6:00 am by what Silous described as a retarted moose, CLUMP, CLUMP, CLUMP was all I heard as I saw Camper stomping toward the river .
At 6:45 Silous and I emerged from our tents and were greated by Dwight and Camper who looked like they had been up for hours, the camp fire was already going and pancakes were on the griddle. As the chidren slept ( Eric & Linda) Silous and I start up the stove and the blueberry pancakes were cooked along with Silous's food of the gods ( the dreaded fryed SPAM) We talked for a little while and then Silous and I boarded our canoes and fished up and down the river, hooking in to some nice northern pike and four or five dandy bass, one in the 3-4 lb range. Around noon we drifted back to camp, I noticed Eric walking out though the woods with his fish pole and I thought maybe he was heading to a swamp that boardered the river. However I noticed that Eric just keep walking around in the woods with the pole with line dangling off it. Silous informed me Eric was out fishing for chipmunks, mmmm...... now thats different I thought to myself, as I quickly moved to the far side of the fire to keep it between Eric and myself. Silous and I had lunch and retreated back to fishing. The fish had stopped bitting so around 2:30 we returned to camp, Linda ( Eric's wife) had a chair set up in front of my tent and I noticed fishing line wrapped around her finger, I followed the line with my eyes and it lead into the brush where I noticed a camping grill with a large rock attached to it. I saw the chipmunk enter the baited hole and Linda gave a quick jerk of the line, the chipmunk miraclously excaped as Linda swore out loud "DAMN" Eric who was hiding in the brush burst out with the artillery as he tossed an M-80 firecracker at the critter "BOOM" but once again the vicious critter escaped. Somewhere between DAMN & BOOM Silous and I named the Camper family the Clampettes ( from the movie the Berverly hillbillys)
Linda- being Elle- may
Eric - Jethro
Camper - became Jed because of his big clod hopper boots
Dwight - became grampa.. well because he just was there and did'nt look like granny at all.
We cooked up dinner and played some poker just for the fun of it until it was time for bed, Silous was into Camper's home brew that night and stumbled his way to his tent.
Day 3: I awoke to Dwight and Camper talking, it was just before daylight, I hadn't slept well as my back was killing me all night. I hung out in the tent until I saw the flames of the campfire. I slowly made my way to the fire hoping the heat from the flames would ease the aching muscle. Camper offered up the coffee which I gratiously accepted. We talked for an hour the three of us (Camper, Dwight & I) before we heard old Silous starting to stir. Silous exited his tent with a look that said "Where the hell am I, and who the hell are these people" He walked to the campfire like he was in a San Fransisco earthquake, at this time I think he may have had only one eye open as I heard the crash and the sound of breaking glass. His lantern was hanging from the eve of the leanto and he had walked right into it. He just picked it up and sat it in the grass then procceeded to make him and I a pot of coffee. Camper and I smirked at each other as we cleaned up the broken glass. One cup of coffee and Silous was back to his old self chattin away like nothing ever had gone wrong.
Silous and I where back on the river with fish poles in hand and where landing northerns and bass like they were going out of style. After awhile as was the norm the fish stopped bitting, we climbed up on some ledges and did some scouting for deer tracks and other critters. The weather had been great and we were as free as kids. We decided to head up to the falls as we had done most everyday.
On the way I saw a bald eagle, and Silous scouted up an eagle feather for me, in return I showed him some big bear tracks I'd run into the day before. As we worked our way into the landing at the falls, I beached my canoe on a sand bank to fish the fast waters. Silous paddled to the landing and headed to a box where they gave out free maps of the area. While he was getting his map I hooked into a big northern and fought him for 10 min. before landing him in my canoe.
As Silous drifted back by me I held up the Northern and he gave me the thumbs up, today we were keeping some fish for the Camper family as they said they would eat some if we brought some back.
Silous and I had caught and released all the others we caught on the trip.
There we some folks on the shore and as Silous drifted slowly past, they waved and he commented to one on her nice hat. She offered to trade hats with Silous. He claimed later he was caught by the current and couldn't turn around, I saw him paddling for all he was worth as the women was a beast. I pulled in and talk to one of the other girls and found out she was a local guide. When the girl that talked hats with Silous started my way. My canoe suddly slipped from the bank and I also was caught in the strong current!! LOL
As I rounded the corner I hooked into a second northern, and kept this one also. When I finally caught up to Silous, he was reeling in a dandy bass, which he also kept. We pulled into some ledge rocks and finished off our rations (SPG). The fish started surfacing in front of us ( this was the first time we had seen fish breaking the surface) Silous moved to some rocks on the ledge,and tossed out a crank bait. "Bang" he nailed a nice rock bass. It was the first rock bass we caught as all the others were sm. & lg. mouth. We had four nice fish for the Camper family. I caught one more nothern on the way to camp but turned it loose. It would be the last that I would catch.
We returned to camp and had an early dinner. After dinner Silous and I were back on the river, the fish were'nt biting ( although Silous did manger to yank in a couple more including another rock bass. We did some scouting on the banks and took a swim as we did each night.
We returned and played cards as we killed the last of the st pauli girl, While playing cards Jethro ( Eric) tossed an M-80 firecracker under the leanto that rocked the place and rang my ears. ( nasty prank Eric!!)
Day 4: This was our final day as it was Eric &Linda's. I awoke early to the sounds of Camper banging pans or something. I threw on my shoes and decided to even the score with Camper and Eric. "But how I kept thinking." I had plenty of food left and I eyed a big mushroom which I slipped into Eric's boot. Eric was woods wise and shook his boots before slipping them on. He did have a confused look on his face as he pulled the whole mushroom from his boot. I told him he might want to wash his feet and that is why the mushroom grew inside the boot.
Eric and Linda packed up and were ready to leave, Camper grabbed his camera to take some pics of them heading out. This was my chance to even the score with Camper. I slipped into my tent and grabbed a handfull of salt. Campers plate of pancakes was still sitting by the cook stove. I spinkled the salt on the cakes and hustled to the river to see the kids off. After they left Silous and I started packing up our boats as Camper finished off his pancakes. He never said a word so I know he must be used to bad cooking!! "Ha Ha"
We finished packing our boats and said our good byes, we drifted the river fishing most of it but with out a bite.
We had a great time and the weather was with us.
I had one mishap with a 1/4 mile to go but thats another story!!
Thanks to all who took this trip I had a wonderfull time and your all great folks
moss