Alas! These Welsh names give me pain!
I try to rhyme and fry my brain!
Of course I love the tales they tell,
Especially when they're ne'er do well!
Llywelyn hung his only son
For having some peculiar fun,
And Dafydd lost his only head
When it was given to King Ed.
So what if they have icky names!
At least they're in the Hall of Shames!
They acted just like Henry Eight
When he got rid of Anne and Cate.