I once read somewhere that Queen Elizabeth The First was the best of the Tudors because she had the good grace to die childless and free us from the whole pack of them!!! Ouch!
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I reigned for years with style and grace
And wore white lead upon my face,
With lips and wigs of ruby red,
And no real hairs upon my head.
I was the beauty of my time,
With looks that were indeed sublime,
And all the women tried to be
An image of no one but me.
I charmed them all, they loved me best
Of all the Tudors laid to rest,
And so I thought would be a shame
If other royals had my name.
I had no choice, remained a maid
And saw to it I wasn't laid,
And had no spouse so I could swear
Their wouldn't be a Tudor heir.
I couldn't risk a naughty child
To get my crown and be defiled
So now you know just why I did
Decide to die without a kid.
signed,
Elizabeth I, Quene of England
I rest in peace.