<with a nod to Painter as I couldn't resist it LOL>
"I wanna be the king!" Georgie said
I want the crown on MY fat head!
Tain't fair you gave it back to Ed!
And I ain't waiting till he's dead!
You know he's gonna take me out
Of that I do not have a doubt!
Eddie & Ritchie are so scared of me
I knows all the seecruds in the family!
I know just what Mommy was doin
With that archer over in Rouen!
Ed ain't even Daddy's get
Whatcha wanna make a bet?
And he put ol Warwick in a tizzy
When he up & married Lizzie
Warwick had to lose his life
He knew about Ed's other wife!
Them kids is bastards, yes, they is
That crown shouldn't even BE on Liz!
Ed is such a stupid dork
I'M the heir of the Duke of York!
I want it now! That crown is MINE!
Those three suns weren't a GOOD sign!
Henry said I could get it soon
No one cares he was a loon!
I got a document, signed & sealed
I want the hand that I was dealed!
I should be king! It isn't fair!
You KNOW I have the bestest hair!
I'm so much prettier than Ed
He's fat & can't get out of bed!
I tried invasion, I tried a spell
I used a candle, book, & bell!
I even practiced "Off with her head!"
But seems I can't do THAT said Ed
He says I'm just a rotten ingrate
And a butt of malmsey will be my fate!