Hey Mary! Gimme back my head!
I doesn't matter that I'm dead!
I want it back! Surrender now
Or I will pay you back somehow!
I got some clout, cuz I'm a saint,
And that is something that you ain't!
You sinned a lot, while I was pure
And you'll get yours for this, I'm sure!
Big deal that you are still the queen,
Your dirty laundry's being seen!
Up here in heaven's crystal ball
Your secret life is seen by all!
I'm Maggie! Saint of all the Scots,
Like Sally Field, they love me lots!
But you my dear, will be despised
For all the plots that you disguised.
Now I'm not gonna be your friend
Cuz severed necklines will not mend,
And all your sins won't set you free,
You took my head away from me!
THPPPT