A LITTLE girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache next morning."
BILLY's maternal grandmother had just come for a visit, and he was ecstatic. "Now Daddy can do his trick!" yelled Billy with glee. "What trick is that?" Grandma asked. "Well," answered Billy, "Daddy said that if you stayed for a whole week, he'd climb the walls. I never saw anyone do that before."