An old garden snake goes to see his doctor. " Doc , I need something for my eyes. I can't see very well these days ". The doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed . Doc says . "Whats the problem ? Didnt the glasses help you ? "
" The glasses are fine doc, but I have just discovered I've been living with a garden hose for the past 2 years !".