ADAM,
I HAVE SENT YOU A LOT OF INFORMATION TO YOUR EMAIL ADDY ...WAY TOO MUCH TO INCLUDE HERE ..
I HAD THE RNY GASTRIC BYPASS OPERATION AND MY ONLY REGRET IS NOT DOING IT SOONER..
THE FOLLOWING VERSE COULD BE BETTER BUT PERHAPS YOU CAN GET A SENSE OF VALUE IN WEIGHT LOSS SURGERY FROM THE POEM I WROTE FOLLOWING MY OPERATION. I STILL STAND BY THESE WORDS.
RUE NOT ROUX EN Y
Back in July of two thousand six
My Cardiologist, Doctor Fulop, surmised
my body bulk ... morbid obese
was overly huge in size
and by every medical standard known ...
this was none too wise
He offered up the challenge
of a balloon to insert in my gut
but eventually my new Obesity Doc
Doctor Dent, said "that's a crock"
The only thing we can possibly do
is a laproscopic gastric bypass ...
known as Roux en Y... to you
Sad to say, the waiting list
in Canada, is five years long
So I was sent to the USA
to a Doctor Graber in New York State
who ... had this to say
"Larry old man ... I will make you new
If you opt for this operation
and my rules ... you’ll follow through."
On the thirtieth of March
in two thousand seven
I wrote my will ...
in case of hell or heaven
but I truly believed in a positive way
that all would be right
on this life changing day
I awoke refreshed and quite aware
assured a new lifestyle awaited me there
If only I did what the Doctor said do
The pounds would melt quite quickly away
about at the rate of a pound a day
I could not wait ... to get underway
For a week my diet was liquid
and bland as bland oft is
But soon I had a piece of toast
some porridge and cottage cheese
Protein shakes to aid me mend
and collectively they did please
As had been predicted
a pound was lost each day
and if left that way
I would melt away
in two thousand eight
some time close ...
to the eleventh of May
But this process is effective
for about two hundred days
then plateau becomes your state
and eventually you settle
near your new desired weight
It is a magical process
where your stomach is the size of your thumb
the bypassed upper intestine
no longer capable to absorb
the calories and nutrients that you ate
So consequently and magically
Your body loses weight
What a Fate!
Larry J MacLeod © 20070422
GOOD LUCK ADAM IN MAKING A YRULY LIFE CHANGING DECISION.
LARRY
PS ...
YOU MAY HAVE THE ODD CRAVING ... BUT YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN KNOW HUNGER