Guaranteed to make you mad if you're Republican.  And make you laugh if you're Democratic.  So don't read if you're a Republican. 

Or if you do read it, and you're a Republican, don't say you weren't warned.  And don't yell at me. 

-Stop reading now if you're Republican or promise you will laugh and not yell at me.

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

 One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics." 

 The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.  Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States." 

Told you it was funny...