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anybody ever tell you you have beautiful eyes !
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Baby, You're so HOTT....You'd make the Devil Sweat!!
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Can I buy you a drink...or do you just want the money?
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Can I buy you a drink...or do you just want the money?
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Can I buy you drink? No. Can I see you at Lunch? No. The Rose was nice of you...what part of NO don't you understand?
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Did it hurt? (girl)- What hurt? (you) When you fell from heaven. Did it hurt?
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Do you like choclate ice cream
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Don't i know you? (but really he don't)
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Hey bud are you trying to seduce me? Hon - if you had to ask I must be doing something wrong!
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Hi. My name is Ed. I'm extremely wealthy.
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I just customized the back of my van do you want to see it lol how stupid did this guy think I was Mythic
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i lost my address can i have yours?
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I may not be the most handsome or the richest guy here, but i'm the only one talking to you
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i wish I was a tear, Id be born in your eye, live on your cheek. and die on your lips
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If I told you that you had a nice body, Would you hold it against me? (maybe) K...then...You've got a nice body
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is that a run in your stockingnor the stairway ti heaven?
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is that your phone going or are your panties ringing
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Just Call Me Milk....... I'll do your body good....
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Lets talk over dinner, then we can go to a movie. Oh, your married? So am I but he will never know about us meeting, so lets find a Motel Instead. Oops, he just called, his Flight came in Early, gotta go. Maybe I'll call you on my cell next week. What? Your breaking up, give me your address. I can't he's here now. Ok, this the Motel number, I'll be leaving for home in Florida in Two days....sigh (she didn't know that I am also married, he thinks to himself). Sound familiar Ladies?
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they must be missing an angel in heaven
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wanna go halves in a baby? 9 (it worked.. Twice)
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What line do you wanna hear ?
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What line do you wanna hear ?
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why don't you come to my house for the afternoon, after lunch, I have some really nice Antiques I'd like show you and a waterbed, here's my number, call me before come, that way I make sure she is gone (he thinks to himself)
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