A blonde was driving down the street, in a panic because she
had an important meeting and could not find a parking space.
Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Oh Lord, please take
pity on me. If you find me a parking space, I will go to
church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex
and tequila."
Miraculously, an empty spot appeared.
She looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."