ZEUGMA
Zeugma is a figure of speech in which one verb controls two different direct objects, each in a different sense. For example, consider the following sentence:
"Whenever I shop at the Bijou, I get a bottle of perfume and a headache."
This sentence is using the poetic figure zeugma because to "get a bottle of perfume" involves a different sense of "get" than does to "get a headache."
Literary examples include the following famous one by Alexander Pope in "The Rape of the Lock":
Here thou, great Anna! whom three realms obey,
Dost sometimes counsel take—and sometimes tea.
[Note: "tea" was pronounced "tay" in the eighteenth century.]
Neil Simon uses zeugma in the following line from "Barefoot in the Park":
"I'm not getting nasty; I'm getting chapped lips."