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| | From: Anita (Original Message) | Sent: 9/8/2004 4:42 PM |
Texas Women
Three men were sitting around talking about their new
wives. The first
man had married a woman from Minnesota. He bragged that he
had told his
wife to do all the dishes and clean the house. He said
that it took her
a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a
clean house and
the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He
bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and
the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn't
see any
results, but by the next day it was better, and on the
third day, his
house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge
dinner on the
table.
The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he
told her his
house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done
and laundry
folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the
first day he
didn't see anything. The second day went by, and he didn't
see anything,
but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down
and he could
see a little out of his left eye.
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LMAO - Let's hope Sam doesn't need any black eyes there TEX! hahahaha
Hugssssss
Sassy *S*
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| | | From: Mindy | Sent: 9/9/2004 4:16 AM |
Ah Nita, LOL -- I adore your sense of humor!  You makum squaw proud of shared Cherokee heritage. Talkum chief to move--um to Texas. Ugh, needum tomahawk lessons.  I am ROFL! Hugs! Mindy :-) |
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| | | From: Anita | Sent: 9/9/2004 5:06 AM |
LOL! I thought you might! You know why squaws walk behind braves? It's so they can kickum in the butt. Indian squaw havem advantage! LMAO! Anita  |
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| | | From: Anita | Sent: 9/9/2004 5:08 AM |
LOL! I thought it was funny ! I can see it now, Dale. Black eyes and all. LMAO. |
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LMAO.... black eyes and bruised butts huh?
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You Texass women are scaring hell outta me! LMAO Too funny! Hey I got bruises but not from my old lady. I fell down a mountain lol. Hugs Dale |
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| | | From: Anita | Sent: 9/9/2004 8:31 PM |
LMAO! You fell down a mountain? Were you trying to catch that cow again? Anita (Next time use a bigger fishing pole) LOL |
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