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| From:  Sassy_Catt (Original Message) | Sent: 9/19/2004 6:26 AM |
The Seven Dwarfs go to see the Pope, and because they are "the seven dwarfs" they get ushered in. Dopey leads the pack
"Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling. Dopey turn around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back to face the Pope.
"Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe.
This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?"
The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:
"Dopey screwed a penguin!"
"Dopey screwed a penguin!"
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| | | From: Mindy | Sent: 9/19/2004 6:49 AM |
lol Sassy  ! This is just great... Now we are both going to burn in H___ -- You, for writing it, and me for laughing (and recommending it ;-). I am still chuckling -- this is cute Sassy!  Mindy :-) |
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Thanks Mindy! *S* HUGSSSSSSSSSS Nice to see you back too! Anita and I both were here last night, when you posted, too bad we didn't know you were too, we all could have gotten together! I guess I should be lucky I only post them, not write them huh or Satan and his pitchfork would really be on the lookout for me! hahahaha Hugssssssssss Sassy *S* |
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| | | From: Anita | Sent: 9/19/2004 4:42 PM |
ROFLMAO! This is too funny! LOL  Anita |
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| | | From: Mindy | Sent: 9/21/2004 3:42 AM |
Hi Again Sassy, It makes me sad  to think of missing an opportunity to talk with you and Nita. It has been so long! I hope that we can catch one another online soon. I miss everyone! I think that the one who wrote the darned joke should be the one who is in trouble -- not those of us who find it funny. ;-) (If all else fails -- rationalize!)  Love Ya! Mindy |
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| | | From: Anita | Sent: 9/21/2004 3:34 PM |
Hi Mindy! I am sorry we haven't talked in a long time too!  I have been so busy lately. I hope things slow down for all of us soon. I am getting tired of going like a freight train. LOL Anita P.S. I think whoever wrote this joke should be in trouble too not us! It was toooooooooooooo funny!  Anita And Ethel says "That's nice Dear. Now shut up."(To whoever wrote that joke) |
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