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| From:  Sassy_Catt (Original Message) | Sent: 9/24/2004 8:03 PM |
WHO SAYS THAT COPS DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?
"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out
after you wear them awhile."
"Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document."
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."
"So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will
help. Oh .. did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket."
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."
"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
"In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
"Just how big were those two beers?" |
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this is really funny, sounds like our Mass cops! |
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