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| | From:  Sassy_Catt (Original Message) | Sent: 9/24/2004 8:06 PM |
THREE men were discussing ageing at the nursing home.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old.
"You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at
the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothing'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy you
can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all
day and nothing comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of
all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a
flat rock, no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?"
"No, I crap every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said: "Let me get this
straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So
what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00." |
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Having been on the Mass and NY Turnpikes years ago, and the gawd awful traffic going to Cape Cod, I know exactly what you mean! LOL Welcome back! Hugsssssssss Sassy *S* |
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Hi Sassy, thanks for the welcome back waiting on word from HR and owner of present night job to contact about a meeting tomorrow afternoon to know when,Dtr wants me to bring grandson to school but depends on meeting time and shes bent because I have so much to do this week before starting nursing job in less then a week. Yeah ,since you've been on the roads I describe you know what Im talking about. Lots of jersey barriors on pike outside the Berkshires.
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