"New Doctor?"
I recently picked a new primary care physician.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing
"fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment,
I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 100?"
He asked, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,
sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said,
"Then why do you give a damn if you live to be 100?
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