Life's Lessons
Johnny and his father were walking through the park.
Johnny suddenly killed a bee.
Johnny's father said, "Son, since you killed that bee you shall not get any honey for a year."
He and Johnny started walking again, then Johnny killed a butterfly.
Johnny's father said to him, "Son, since you killed that butterfly you shall not get any butter for a year."
When Johnny and his father got home Johnny's mother had dinner on the table waiting for them.
They all sat down and Johnny's mother saw a cockroach on the floor.
She picked up her shoe and killed it. Johnny said, "Dad, should I tell her?" |