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A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
following:

Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses,
they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in
public places about our sex lives . . . "

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how
to spell 'Mississippi'."

Sassy-This is rich! Too funny I bout fell off my

chair laughing here. LOL MAN OH MAN! Then

I come one lasta time.

Whahahahahahaha...then I musta had a mississippi dream the last time I came!!!

Lol you are way toooooooooooooooo much!!

Dale you naughty MAN!!

My Italian side is mortified! My Irish side is laughing it's assahoff. (Just had an image of that guy in the black sports car in the 80's-he never did a thing for me-the car turned me on, tho) And I couldn't help seeing Father Sarducci saying this as I was reading it! Am I twisted or what?! As a last note, all the time growing up all I heard was, "No comma betweena de asses. Nissa girls, de havva no fun!" --Lin

Glad you all are enjoying the jokes I get in my emails or from other groups I belong to! I'd love to take credit for some of these, but I don't write them, just post them to the humour board. LOL

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