THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHTSTAND

 

After a long night of making love, the man notices a photo of another man on nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.... "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

 

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

 

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

 

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

 

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

 

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

 

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

 

"That's me before the surgery."