Liquor Warnings
Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada's suggestion
the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
alcohol containers:
W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in your dancing like a retard.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and
over again you love them.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion you are tougher,
smarter faster and better looking than most people.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked
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W A R N I N G:
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