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Humour and Fun : The Bridge - Humour
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From: MSN NicknameSassy_Catt  (Original Message)Sent: 5/26/2007 6:36 AM
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I
can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,

but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,
"Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"


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From: MSN NicknameWizeMuseSent: 5/26/2007 8:02 PM
Sassy, Very funny! lol
I wish I woulda known you were
online, I never load the messenger
don't know why. Writing for one and
not always up to being online long.
Hope all is well
Hugs
Dale