| @ Prison | @ Work |
| you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell | you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle |
| you get three meals a day fully paid for | you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it |
| you get time off for good behavior | you get more work for good behavior |
| the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you | you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself |
| you can watch TV and play games | you could get fired for watching TV and playing games |
| you get your own toilet | you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat |
| they allow your family and friends to visit | you aren't even supposed to speak to your family |
| all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required | you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners |
| you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out | you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars |
| you must deal with sadistic wardens | they are called managers |
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