LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love." LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE - When Intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE - When ... uh ... what's a climax?
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi." LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to gripe about work.
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner. LUST - When all you write is directions to the motel. MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.
LOVE - When your only concern is for your partner's feelings. LUST - When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all around. MARRIAGE - When you're only concerned as to what's on TV.
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. LUST - When you only see each other naked. MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them. LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them. MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it. MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about. LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about. MARRIAGE - When just getting through the day is your only thought.
LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner. LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner. MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.
LOVE- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk. LUST- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex. MARRIAGE- When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.
LOVE- You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts. LUST- You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline. MARRIAGE- You leave the house every chance you get.
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