Once in the Royal shopping centre,
People shopped for Christmas gifts
And some mothers carried babies
Who were having screaming fits.
Stressful times were had by all
Fighting over the very last doll.
They came down the escalators
As the lifts were out of use.
Red-faced people carrying boxes,
Tempers lit by a short fuse.
With his kids so hyperactive,
Daddy's brain turns radioactive!
And their eyes at last shall see them
On Christmas Day, when they wake up.
But their dad forgot the batteries
So the kids were so fed up!
They locked Daddy in a cage
As he was in quite a rage.