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I decided to start a new board. This one is just for fun. If you have anything you have made or a cute thing you would like to share with us, just place it here on this fun board.

I am going to start this with something Eric and I have been doodling with and trying to create. Hope you likes it.

Eric made this on the note pad.


After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
love this one. just thought me would give you all somn lite for a change. hope some uv u likes some uv dem.

The Lord speaks to Noah and says: "In one year I am going to make

it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all is

destroyed. But I want you to save the righteous people and two of

every kind of living thing on the earth. Therefore, I am commanding

you to build an Ark."

In a flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications for an

Ark.

Fearful and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the

Ark.

"Remember," said the Lord, "You must complete the Ark and bring

everything aboard in one year."

Exactly one year later, a fierce storm cloud covered the earth and

all the seas of the earth went into a tumult. The Lord saw Noah

sitting in his front yard weeping.

"Noah." He shouted, "Where is the Ark?"

"Lord please forgive me!" cried Noah. "I did my best, but there

were big problems. First, I had to get a permit for construction

and your plans did not comply with the codes.

I had to hire an engineering firm and redraw the plans.

Then I got into a fight with OSHA over whether or not the Ark

needed a fire sprinkler system and floatation devices.

Then my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning

ordinances by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a

variance from the city planning commission.

I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a

ban on cutting trees to protect the Spotted Owl. I finally

convinced the U.S. Forest Service that I needed the

wood to save the owls. However, the Fish and Wildlife Service

won't let me catch any owls. So, no owls.

The carpenters formed a union and went out on strike.

I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Union. Now

I have 16 carpenters on the Ark, but still no owls.

When I started rounding up the other animals, I got sued by an

animal rights group. They objected to me only taking two of each

kind aboard.

Just when I got the suit dismissed, the EPA notified me that I

could not complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact

statement on your proposed flood. They didn't take very kindly to

the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of the

Creator of the universe.

Then the Army Corps of Engineers demanded a map of the proposed new

flood plain. I sent them a globe.

Right now, I am trying to resolve a complaint filed with the Equal

Employment Opportunity Commission that I am practicing

discrimination by not taking godless, unbelieving people aboard!

The IRS has seized all my assets, claiming that I'm building the

Ark in preparation to flee the country to avoid paying taxes.

I just got a notice from the state that I owe some kind of user tax

and failed to register the Ark as a recreational water craft.

Finally the ACLU got the courts to issue an injunction against

further construction of the Ark, saying that since God is flooding

the earth, it is a religious event, therefore unconstitutional.

I really don't think I can finish the Ark for another 5 or 6

years!" Noah wailed.

The sky began to clear, the sun began to shine and the seas began

to calm. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up hopefully.

"You mean you are not going to destroy the earth, Lord?

"No," said the Lord sadly. "The government already has."

Got A Minute?

A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds.
He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.

"God," he said, "how long is a million years?"

God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."

The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"

God answered, "To me, it's a penny."

The man then asked, "God, can I have a penny?"

God answered, "In a minute."

Yes, that is cute.

God is Watching

A group of children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. Someone had written a note and placed it next to the apples. It read, "Take only one, God is watching."

Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

One little boy wrote his own note and snuck it next to the cookies, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."

There's an all-seeing eye watching you. His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.

Hugs, the Wonder Drug

Have you ever wondered how effective hugs are? You rarely give a hug that is not appreciated or receive one that does not make your day a little brighter. Can you think of any medication with such pleasant side effects?

Hugs are good for you. They're not fattening and they don't cause cancer or give you cavities. They're all-natural �?no preservatives, artificial sweeteners or other chemical additives. Hugs are cholesterol-free and contain 100% of the recommended daily allowance of hope and happiness. They're a completely renewable source of energy available without prescription.

Hugs don't require any special instructions. They don't need batteries, tune-ups or x-rays. They're non-taxable, fully returnable, and energy efficient. You can use them safely in all kinds of weather (in fact, they work especially well on cold or rainy days). They are particularly effective in treating everyday problems like stress, worry, anger, frustration. sadness or sorrow and, even, the occasional nightmare.

The best thing about hugs is you can use them without special training or experience. But a word of caution if you are trying them for the first time: never wait until tomorrow to hug someone who needs it today. Once you realize how good it feels, you'll want to do it again tomorrow. Hugs, you see, are extremely addictive.

I had a cute thing for you, but had to do a restart and so i have lost it.

Maybe I can get it back later.

but not now. too much C. trouble.

OK, here is the 'cute' think I had for you last night:

THE GARDEN
FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING,

PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS:
1. Peas of mind
2. Peas of heart
3. Peas of soul

PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH:
1. Squash gossip
2. Squash indifference
3. Squash grumbling
4. Squash selfishness

PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE:
1. Lettuce be faithful
2. Lettuce be kind
3. Lettuce be patient
4. Lettuce really love one another

NO GARDEN IS WITHOUT TURNIPS:
1. Turnip for meetings
2. Turnip for service
3. Turnip to help one another

TO CONCLUDE OUR GARDEN WE MUST HAVE THYME:
1. Thyme for each other
2. Thyme for family
3. Thyme for friends

Water freely with patience and cultivate with love. There is much fruit in your garden because you reap what you sow.
Hope you enjoy. Sow that garden.

JESUS LOVES ME!

Jesus loves me, this I know,
Though my hair is white as snow.
Though my sight is growing dim,
Still He bids me trust in him.

(CHORUS)
YES, JESUS LOVES ME... YES, JESUS LOVES ME...
YES. JESUS LOVES ME FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO.

Though my steps are oh, so slow,
With my hand in his I'll go.
On through life, let come what may,
He'll be there to lead the way.

(CHORUS)

Though I am no longer young,
I have much which He's begun.
Let me serve Christ with a smile,
Go with other's the extra mile.

(CHORUS)

When the nights are dark and long,
In my heart He puts a song.
Telling me in words so clear,
"Have no fear, for I am near."

(CHORUS)

When my work on earth is done,
And life's victories have been won.
He will take me home above,
Then I'll understand his love

(CHORUS)

I love Jesus, does he know?
Have I ever told Him so?
Jesus loves to hear me say,
That I love him every day.

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