|      Preserved Children     Take 1 large field, half a dozen children, 2 or 3 small dogs, a pinch of brook and some pebbles.  Mix the children and digs well together; put them on the field, stirring constantly.  Pour the brook over the pebbles; sprinkle the field with flowers; spread over all a deep blue sky and bake in the sun.  When brown, set away to cool in the bathtub.     |