TOP 8 MORONS OF 2008.....
1.. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months,
saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26
million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter
who's lacking intelligence.
2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS.
Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue
a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After
firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the
man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting ,
' Please come out and give yourself up.'
3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a
motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated
teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw
money from his own bank accounts.
4. THE GETAWAY!
A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for
all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was
too small , so he tied up the store clerk and worked the
counter himself for three hours until police showed up and
grabbed him..
5. DID I SAY THAT???
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect
who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When
detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words:
'Give me all your money or I 'll shoot', the man
shouted, 'that's not what I said!'
6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING???
A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is
pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
apart'. 'Is this her first child?' the doctor
asked. 'No!' the man shouted, 'This is her
husband!'
7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!
In Modesto , CA , Steven Richard King was arrested for
trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon..
King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun.
Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.
(hellooooooo)!
8. THE GRAND FINALE!!!
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high
desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to
boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they
tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat,
going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no
matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of
trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina,
thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was
wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in
perfect working condition The engine ran fine, the out-drive
went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and
pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to
check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was
laughing so hard.
NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE..
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the
trailer!