(My native home town is Shreveport, Louisiana so these really hit home! But I must tell you there is a world of difference between North Louisiana where I lived and South Louisiana - Cajun country! For those who don't know, "Geaux" is pronounced "Go". Thanks to Don for sharing these. They sure made me laugh! Hugs, Monette)
People in Louisiana really care about their relatives, and here is proof.
His dizzy Aunt -----------------------------Vertie Geaux
The brother who loved prunes ---------------------Gotta Geaux
The brother with constipation problems --------------No Geaux
The cousin who worked at a convenience store ----Stop n Geaux
The grandfather from Yugoslavia -----------------U Geaux
The nephew from Illinois --------------------- She Car Geaux
His magician uncle -------------------------Where Diddy Geaux
His Mexican cousin -------------------------------- A Me Geaux
The Mexican cousin's American sister ------------ Gring Geaux
The nephew who drove an armored car--------Loomis Far Geaux
The uncle serving time in Angola ------------ Lemme Geaux
The ballroom dancer ------------------------------ Tang Geaux
The bird-lover uncle ----------------------------------Flo Ming Geaux
His over confident nephew ---------------------------- E Geaux
The fruit-loving cousin -----------------------------Mang Geaux
An aunt who's an optimist ---------------------- Way To Geaux
The bouncy little nephew ---------------------------- Poe Geaux
A sister who loved disco ------------------------------ Go Geaux
The neice who had an oversized van ----------Winnie Bay Geaux
The Italian grandmother ----------------------------Day Geaux
(And there you Geaux!)