Did I read that sign right? .................... In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER......
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW .......................... In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT .................. In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS ................. In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN ................... In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD ............. Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN .............. Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS .................. Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR ................ Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1st FLOOR ............. Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,BUT THE BULL CHARGES. ............. On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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