Southern Women

 

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:

Clean skin. 

A winning smile.

That unforgettable Southern drawl.

 

Southern women know their manners:

"Yes, ma'am."

"Yes, sir."

"Why, no, Billy!"

 

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:

"Y'all come back now, ya heah!"

"Well, bless your heart."

"Drop by when you can."

"How's your Momma?"

"Love your hair."

 

Southern women know their summer weather report:

Humidity

Humidity

Humidity

 

Southern women know their three R's:

Rich

Richer

Richest

 

Southern women know their vacation spots:

The beach

The beach

The beach

 

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:

Summer tans

Colorful hi-heel sandals

Strapless sun dresses

 

Southern women know everybody's first name:

Honey

Darlin'

Shugah

 

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:

Fried Green Tomatoes

Driving Miss Daisy

Steel Magnolias

Gone With The Wind

 

Southern women know their religions:

Baptist

Methodist

Football (sorry, but not me!)

 

Southern women know their country breakfasts:

Red-eye gravy

Grits

Country ham

Mouth-watering homemade biscuits

 

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:

Charleston

Savannah

New Orleans

Atlanta

 

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen: 

Men in uniform.

Men in tuxedos

Rhett Butler, of course!

 

Southern girls know their prime real estate:

The Mall

The Country Club

The Beauty Salon

 

Southern girls know the three deadly sins:

Bad hair

Bad manners

Bad blind dates

 

Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah! 

 

Now.... Shugah, send this to some GRITS (girls raised in the South) or wish they had been! If you're a Northern transplant, Bless your heart, fake it. We know you got here as fast as you could.....!!!