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From: MSN NicknameMonette922  (Original Message)Sent: 9/28/2005 9:40 PM
 
 
No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.

The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back
to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school.

It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared,
where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back <ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">home</ST1:PERSONNAME>, a bag of money fell out of an armored car,
practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not
sure what to do with it, they took it <ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">home</ST1:PERSONNAME>.

There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag
and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood
looking for the money, and knock on the door.
"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that
fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were
walking <ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">home</ST1:PERSONNAME> from school yesterday . . "

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."


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From: MSN NicknameLadyDi0716Sent: 9/29/2005 7:16 PM
Gee Monee!  Where did you find the picture of Ron and I...haha  You just got to
the good part and then stopped...No fair....
   How are you doing anyway? Sounds like you are napping properly, good girl!
 and sugar-free pie, I am impressed, you really are behaving....
   So glad that you did not have alot of problems from the Hurricanes.
   Audrey is in the 'throws' of moving to a new flat, but she says hi! to everyone.
   I am busy working, cleaning, and hosting a Bible Study Group at our home on
Wednesday nights this Fall.
  Sept.22nd was officially Fall!
  Today we have lots of rain, but it was needed.
  We had a gas-filled tanker overturn here in Abbotsford and it caused evacuation of
Walmart, Home Depot, and lots of private residents. So lucky that no one was hurt.
   So I had better get ready for work tonight till 10:30p.m.
   Have a gr8t rest of the week everyone....
 
                                    

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From: MSN NicknamemilobearSent: 9/30/2005 5:27 AM
LOL, that was cute and to think that Patti thinks she and Ron are at that stage LOL again.  Jennifer