These have to be original and genuine - no
adult is this creative!
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so
old she didn't remember any more. Melanie
said, "If you don't remember you
must look in the back of your panties. Mine
say five to six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom
goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with
wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it
know it's me?
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale
and asked: "How much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what
was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know
what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.
His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
The Sermon I think this Mom will never
forget.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended
toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust."
He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) Leaned over to me and asked
quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
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I guess I should let everyone know that "old man" is our beloved Johnny "jprsr". For some reason MSN wouldn't let "jprsr" in the group anymore so he had to come up with another name and re-register. 
but I'm still the same age I always was .. haven't aged a day in 50 years! 
Nette
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