This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (wait until you see the last one) <O:P></O:P>

DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
 
ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
 
DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
 
THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE <O:P></O:P>

 GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE <O:P></O:P>

THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS <O:P></O:P>

SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME <O:P></O:P>

ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY <O:P></O:P>

ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT <O:P></O:P>

MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER <O:P></O:P>

SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S <O:P></O:P>

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE <O:P></O:P>

THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE <O:P></O:P>

ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE <O:P></O:P>

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: <O:P></O:P>

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION w:st="on"><ST1:PLACE w:st="on">USA</ST1:PLACE></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS <O:P></O:P>

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! <O:P></O:P>