last in line 
 

>> A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and 
>> everyone inside dies. They then get to meet God and, because of the 
>> grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish 
>> each, before they enter Paradise. 
>> 
>> They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. 
>> "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is 
>> done. 
>> 
>> The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous 
>> too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. 
>> 
>> This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the 
>> last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people 
>> left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. 
>> 
>> Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. 
>> The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly, again." 
>> 
>> 
>> NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE -- CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED.