PSP Employee Handbook

PLEASE ADHERE IMMEDIATELY

TAG CODE:
It is advised that you tag according to the standards required
of the job you are assigned; if you make one tag exceptionally
well, we will assume you are an experienced designer and expect
this high standard for every tag ... bad tags will not be acceptable
nor is the loss of creative "MOJO."


SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept an email as proof of sickness. If you are
able to go to email, you are able to design tags.


SURGERY:
Operations are now banned. As long as you are a designer, you
need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything.
We recruited you intact. To have something removed constitutes
a breach of code of conduct.


PERSONAL DAYS:
Each designer will receive 104 personal days a year. They are
called Saturday & Sunday, and even these are subject to permission
from owner or leaders.


HOLIDAY DAYS:
All designers will take their holiday at the same time every year.
The Holiday days are as follows: Jan. 1, May. 30th & Dec. 25. On
these days off, however, you are required to be thinking about
your designs for the following week.


ABSENCE DUE TO YOUR OWN DEATH:
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least
two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your own replacement.


TOILET USE:
It is advisable for you to have a commode or be fitted with a catheter
so your time away from PSP is reduced. If either of these is not possible,
please note that three minutes is the allotted toilet time allowance;
maximum of two visits a day.


LUNCH BREAK:
Lunch must be eaten while PSP'ing, a microwave is a good addition
to your work area and provides quick nutritious meals whilst working.


REAL LIFE:
Under no circumstances are you to have a real life, anyone found
having a real life or outside contact with anyone not online will be
dismembered.

READING MATERIAL:
Anyone found reading anything other than email will be found to be
slacking. If you have time to read, you have time to tag.


Thank you for your loyalty. We are here to provide a positive
group experience. Therefore, all questions, comments,
concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations,
insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations,
consternation, and input should be written legibly in this space.______

Have a nice week.

THANKS,

MANAGEMENT