While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for
lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed
their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on
the table and, she didn't miss them until after they had been driving about
twenty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite
a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return
to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses. All the way back, the elderly
husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and
scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he
chided her the more agitated he bec! ame. He just wouldn't let up one minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. And, as the woman got
out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer
yelled to her........ "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat,
and the credit card."