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| | From: Monette922 (Original Message) | Sent: 12/14/2004 6:32 AM |
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!" I am hard-of-hearing and wear hearing aids when necessary. This is one of my favorite jokes! I'm tempted to do the same thing!
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Hearing Problems
by Russ Lawson
My hearing is slightly impaired as a result of being treated for malaria with pure quinine while a missionary in Africa. My latest pair of "digital" hearing aids are amazing. They bring my hearing pretty much up to normal levels. This is to say that I can hear and understand what is going on around me, most of the time. My major challenge is understanding what I hear on the telephone.
A grandmother recently shared this story to illustrate the hearing and understanding problem.
Our five year old grandson couldn't wait to tell his grandfather about the movie we had watched on television, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea." The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept him wide eyed. In the middle of the telling, my husband interrupted him and asks,
"What caused the submarine to sink?"
With a look of disbelief, he replied, "Grandpa, it was the 20,000 leaks!"
An occasion in Jesus' ministry came to mind where he had to deal with this kind of problem. Immediately after he had performed the miracle of feeding the multitude with seven loaves of bread and a few small fish, we find this event:
So he got back into the boat and left them, and he crossed to the other side of the lake. But the disciples discovered they had forgotten to bring any food, so there was only one loaf of bread with them in the boat. As they were crossing the lake, Jesus warned them, "Beware of the yeast of the Pharisees and of Herod." They decided he was saying this because they hadn't brought any bread. Jesus knew what they were thinking, so he said,
"Why are you so worried about having no food? Won't you ever learn or understand? Are your hearts too hard to take it in? 'You have eyes -- can't you see? You have ears -- can't you hear?' Don't you remember anything at all? (Mark 8:13-18 NLT Ed. 1).
"Won't you ever learn or understand? Are your hearts too hard to take it in? 'You have eyes -- can't you see? You have ears -- can't you hear?' Don't you remember anything at all?"
I wonder how often those words would apply to you and me? It's not really that we don't hear the words. It's either that the words just don't register with us or we just don't really pay attention.
The word translated as "hard" could literally be translated as "turned to stone" or "petrified." That was harsh language wasn't it? We wouldn't very well like to be talked to in that way.
Your preacher might even get fired if he tried it! Yet in all honesty, Jesus could be speaking those words to us many times, couldn't he? How many times do we fail or refuse to listen to the instructions of God even in the smallest of things?
I had a young man ask me recently to make a copy of a computer program for him. I told him, "I can't it's copyrighted."
I won't because it is wrong.
He said, "What do you mean, you can copy it can't you"?
I replied, "No, I can't!"
He said, "But your computer can do it; I've don't it on my own computer at home."
I replied, "It's not that I can't physically, but that I won't because it is wrong."
He left with a confused look on his face. He really didn't get it. He heard the words, but they meant nothing to him. How many times has that happened to us in some area of our
lives?
Could it be that we all, on occasion, have hearing problems, or at least understanding problems?
--------- (c) 2006 Russ Lawson < [email protected]>, Messages from the Heart < http://www.bright.net/~rlawson/MFTH.html>. All rights reserved.
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