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| | | From: LittleAngel (Original Message) | Sent: 10/15/2005 4:29 AM |
A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would
like to buy some cyanide."
" The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at
the picture and replied,
"Well, now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." |
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CUTE JOKE GEE DOESNT ANYONE LIKE HUSBANDS |
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greetings, i liked this one, it sure did make me laugh! thanks for sharing it with us. |
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| | | From: Dan | Sent: 5/7/2007 2:34 AM |
ANGEL!!! Hey, it's good to see ya. How are you feeling? That was a funny joke. But how about some information on our Angel, huh? Hugs and lots of love, Dan |
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