FC, on an aside. I went to three professors as I was lost in bio-chem, and math stuff.

 

Two offered me guaranteed A's if i went out with them. No lie. The third was a sweet, elderly man whose wife had just passed, and he invited me over his house.

 

Mind you I was not even aware back then what the heck dope was, but in abnormal psych class they let a recovering addict teach one day. I learned then methadone is a bitch to kick. I thought well that's a sin, but please can we move onto the mind of a serial killer.

 

Yepper, at the rate those guys wanted to give me A's i should have been a Go-Go dancer. Ummm, I mean Exotic Dancer.

 

Nittany Lions. You go.

Huh.... I just studied.....

 

I told the Dr's that it was gastro - tummy flu... it helps if you throw up on them!!!!

lisa im sorry i dont know what else to say

 

Females? Monthly? Excuse?

 

Dang, Blackie watch you talin bout Willis?

 

I had an all month excuse called endometriosis.

 

Too bad they can't cut us open and laser out the dope like they did endometriosis, and that was the olden days. You get your gut sliced open enough, and crawl around on the floor banging your head from the pain the very next month because it grew back you'd pray for withdrawl.

 

There's cramps, PMS, and a host of other nasties comes with being female once a month we never asked for. Get a wrong birth control pill, and you'd here what I am saying. Not to mention that new patch out that killed quite a few women.

 

How's about toxic shock syndrome? Spend your dope money on all the female stuff you need to get out of the house you'd be able to buy a bundle of dope.

 

Sorry, I am sorry about your excuse. I'd straight up tell the professor the truth like Forged did. For all ya know the teacher had their own habit at one time. Just my opinion.

 

Orrrrrrrrrrrrr you could say you were busy beating on Blackie for holding down females in 2006. Might as well be 1806.

LMAO...Getting there...you are quite the charecter....have you ever thought of writing books? You would be great at it!

Karen, I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad one.  LOL  I have been told I am a charachter for as long as I can recall. I mean even little. I guess it's my personality.

 

I did write a paper in oneof those psych classes I had. You had to write your autobiography. Lord, knows why, but we did.

 

So, I wrote just the truth of course. This was way before I did any drug. Man, if I had added that nightmare I bet I'd have gotten a A+++++++++.

 

So the guy hands the papers back and says he wants to see me after the class, and he held on to my paper. I was thinking "Just great. This guy probably wants me commited". Honestly that went through my head, and I wasn't sure if he could 302 me. Now that's a scare. LOL

 

Well, it seems he thought my writing was incredible, and I had a knack for writing. Big whoop. He then likened my writing to SYLVIA PLATH!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm thinking "Uhhhh, this lady lived UNDER a house for how long? Then the poor soul commited suicide. Should I be flattered or PO'd?"

 

No. He was interested in events in my life and how I dealt with them. Starting by how I was born in a blizzard, and nobody could dig out their cars so my went in an ambulance.

Then how my biological Pop's wasn't able to pick us up from the hospital because he was locked up along with six of his brothers.

 

Seems while my mom was giving birth they were all betting on my birth weight. Of course at a bar. Well, one brother said he was cloest, and another begged to differ so an all out brawl went down. The whole lot of them got locked up.

 

So, I guess I could write a book.   LOL  Only not "The Bell Jar". On my worse day I didn't crawl under a house and live under there.

 

Poor, poor Sylvia Plath. What a sin to lose such a talented woman. I'mmma go now to start my book. YOu guys will all be in it. No names of course.

 

Thank you for the compliment, Karen. I am available for parties if ya need a jokester. I'm KIDDING.

GT,

You are welcome and keep on writing. We are all Sylvia Plaths if we would only realize it and focus on our strengths and talents. Everyone has something they are good at you just have to keep searching until you find it...

 

Love and Joy

K

I believe that Lisa,

Men did a lot of crazy ass shit because of the fear that they had of women. The still do to this day. Look at some of these countries where they still make the women cover their bodies and faces.

 

Women carry a wonderful gift that a man can't experience and that really scares many of them. We have the gift to bring forth life! Although, there is a huge price we pay for having such a gift bestowed upon us.

 

Love and Joy

K

pretty soon we won't even need men to bring forth life.   We can just go to the bank:   The Sperm Bank!   And take out a deposit or two. lol  !!

Tis True...it is already happening....I love men ...personally just haven't found a keeper yet....