No, unfortunately, no ointment or cream or Rx. He said "you've got it really bad, and that ain't good," then he mumbled something under his breath that I didn't quite make out. Sounded like he said, "lucky bastard!" Go figure huh?
Come 'ere! I just took some bath towels out of the dryer and they're nice and warm. Fire's lit and the hot chocolate is waiting . . . AND there's something hot to drink as well. Har har har!!!!