Well, I guess the time has come for this;
REVELATIONS.
Now the time has come to reveal
The person who committed this evil crime.
Hanging was abolished a long time ago
So, in jail, they must do time.
First of all, let me tell you the story
Of how a banker called Mr Hawkins
Met an ending that wasn't so gory.
It went like this:
Mr Hawkins returned home from work,
Took off his coat and hung it up.
The maid had made a pot of tea -
- but cyanide was added to his cup!
It wasn't the maid who bumped him off.
She'd just made his tea, strong and hot.
She didn't know that somebody else
Would soon be taking his lot.
It wasn't his wife, so loving and giving
Who decided that his life was not for living.
She loved him and cared for his needs,
So who committed this evil deed?
Now listen closely dear friends,
Before I bring this mystery to an end,
I'd like to say that it's been a thriller.
I've enjoyed making everyone sweat,
But now it's time to reveal the killer.
It was the cook, who poisoned his tea,
After falling in love so passionately.
Her heart broken, love unrequited,
As he'd said to her the following words,
"My wife and I will always be united."
So while Cook was making her plum duff,
She said, quite simply, "Enough is enough."
Cook concocted her evil plan
While she baked a delicious cheese flan.
She waited for the maid to fetch the milk
Before producing from her apron of silk,
A tub of cyanide crystals for all to see
And put some in her master's tea.
So the answer is...
...
THE COOK DID IT!