Hush Little Baby...

New Age Version

Hush Little Baby - (Author Unknown)

Hush little baby don't you squall

Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball

And if you still can't see beyond

Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand

And if that wand don't change your fate

Momma's gonna teach you to levitate

And if the astral makes you sick

Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick

And if that frankincense smells rank

Mom'll buy a sensory deprivation tank

And if that tank don't float your bones

Momma's gonna buy you some some precious stones

And if those gems don't ease your heart

Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart

And if your planets go berserk

Momma's gonna buy you some bodywork

And if your aura still needs kneading

Momma's gonna buy you a past life reading

And if your destiny stays hid

Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid

And if your chakras still feel stressed

Momma's gonna take you on a vision quest

And if power animals don't come to charm ya

Sorry, kid, it's just your karma.