Oops, forgot to points out that 1979 is the year of The Pointless Albatross.

 

Hooray for 2005, year of the The Chimera!

The Ambiguous Puzuma

You are doomed to be an eternal romantic in a world that doesn't see things in quite the same way you do. You firmly believe in sayings such as "Good things comes in small packages" but, sadly, those around you just see short measures. Nevertheless you remain enthusiastic in the face of great adversity and are never deterred by seemingly insurmountable challenges, despite the under whelming feeling that you are being shortchanged by Life. Your greatest vice is your rather conservative approach to the truth - especially in relation to yourself - although this is somewhat balanced by your continual striving for greater heights. You are a generally good-natured person with a great respect for the opposite sex, whom you adore from their kneecaps upwards. You tend to have an optimistic outlook on life with a well-developed sense of humour yet remain a popular figure within your own small circle of friends.

Compatible with: The Reciprocating Fox
Beware of: The Chimera
Ranking Order: 5th
Preferred environment: The boudoir
Lucky object: the stepladder
Personal motto: Onwards and upwards!

Notable Ambiguous Puzuma: Count Giamo Casanunda

1961

The Ambiguous Puzuma

You are doomed to be an eternal romantic in a world that doesn't see things in quite the same way you do. You firmly believe in sayings such as "Good things comes in small packages" but, sadly, those around you just see short measures. Nevertheless you remain enthusiastic in the face of great adversity and are never deterred by seemingly insurmountable challenges, despite the under whelming feeling that you are being shortchanged by Life. Your greatest vice is your rather conservative approach to the truth - especially in relation to yourself - although this is somewhat balanced by your continual striving for greater heights. You are a generally good-natured person with a great respect for the opposite sex, whom you adore from their kneecaps upwards. You tend to have an optimistic outlook on life with a well-developed sense of humour yet remain a popular figure within your own small circle of friends.

Compatible with: The Reciprocating Fox
Beware of: The Chimera
Ranking Order: 5th
Preferred environment: The boudoir
Lucky object: the stepladder
Personal motto: Onwards and upwards!

Notable Ambiguous Puzuma: Count Giamo Casanunda

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Lace

The Vermine

You are a shadowy figure. Cunning and manipulative, you prefer the indirect approach to achieve your aims. You tend to be extremely cynical about your fellow man generally - to the point of considering him merely a distant relative rather than your bedfellow. And while we're on the subject, beds and related issues aren't topics that you're exactly comfortable with. Positively prudish springs to mind. You prefer intellectual pursuits and relish the opportunity to sharpen your well-honed wits in an evenly matched battle of irony and sarcasm. Unfortunately, you have a few problems finding a suitable opponent. Highly intelligent, academic and forward-looking, you see yourself as a man of the future and an obvious leader. Others may describe you in different terms - many of which are unprintable. Have you considered a career in politics?

Compatible with: The Scalbie
Beware of: The Ambiguous Puzuma
Ranking Order: 1st
Preferred environment: At the top!
Lucky animal: Small, yappy dogs
Personal motto: You can fool most of the people all of the time.

Notable Vermine: Lord Havelock Vetinari

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Lappet-faced Worrier

Outwardly, you appear to be a very simple soul who is often cruelly manipulated by those around you. You would much rather stay at home and lead a mundane existence but travel to exotic places is very much a part of your life whether you like it or not. Usually, you don't.

You see yourself as wisely cautious with a well-developed sense of self-preservation. Unfortunately others tend to perceive this as cowardice which contributes to your feelings that you are a very much-misunderstood individual. Despite spasmodic efforts at academia, you're not really cut out for the academic life. Actually the life doesn't present problems but the academia does. You're not destined for upper, or even lower middle, management and will probably end up in a menial job somewhere with a real animal of a boss. Surprisingly, you have a gift for languages that you will, no doubt, waste and you are fairly athletic with a distinct flair for long distance sprinting. In summary you perceive yourself as extremely unlucky when in reality, you are incredibly lucky. Well - you're still alive, aren't you?

Compatible with: The Pointless Albatross
Beware of: The Suicide Thrush
Ranking Order: 7a [1]
Preferred environment: Anywhere quiet and well away from the Dungeon Dimensions
Lucky colour: Yellow
Personal motto: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Notable Lappet-faced Worrier: Rincewind the Wizzard