The Top Ten Things God Hates

 

10. Entire Third Testament lost to computer virus

9. Republicans that keep asking for tithe rebates

8. One-half of all prayers now spam

7. One burning bush - 10 EPA forms

6. Two thousand years-and still no super sized communion

5. Angels constantly delayed by Airport security

4. Calls prophets all day-nothing but voicemail

3. Driver's license photo always cloudy

2. People passing off bar-be-queue as burnt offering

 

and the number 1 things God Hates

1. Everytime he sits down to dinner...a telemarketer prays