The Top Ten Things God Hates
10. Entire Third Testament lost to computer virus
9. Republicans that keep asking for tithe rebates
8. One-half of all prayers now spam
7. One burning bush - 10 EPA forms
6. Two thousand years-and still no super sized communion
5. Angels constantly delayed by Airport security
4. Calls prophets all day-nothing but voicemail
3. Driver's license photo always cloudy
2. People passing off bar-be-queue as burnt offering
and the number 1 things God Hates
1. Everytime he sits down to dinner...a telemarketer prays