Q: How many Dianic Wiccans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, and it's NOT FUNNY!!!

Q: How many Dianics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (any large number here) -- One to change the light bulb, one to prepare the environmental impact statement, and the rest to do a self-criticism afterwards...

Q:How many years does it take a Dianic Wiccan to change a light bulb?
A: You can change it whenever you are empowered to do so.

Q: How many years does it take a Dianic Wiccan to change a light bulb?
A: Not sure.....we'll call Z. Budapest and get back to you!

Q:How many Druids does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in Stone Circles.

Q: How many Druids does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Thirteen! One to hold the bulb and 12 to drink enough to make the room spin.

Q: How many years does it take a Druid to change a light bulb?
A: 21, unless you're Irish.

Q: How many Isians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the light bulb, one to handle publicity, and one to write the newsletter.

Q: How many Family traditionalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Candle light was good enough for our ancestors, it's good enough for us!

Q: How many Brit.Trad WItches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Thirteen. One to change the bulb, and 12 to mourn the passing of the old bulb.

Q: How many Gardnerian witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's a third degree secret.

Q: How many years does it take a Gardnerian witch to change a light bulb?
A: A year and A day in an Outer Grove, a year and a day at first level, a year and a day at second level, but only third levels change light bulbs.

Q: How many Alexandrian witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Lets go see how the Gardnerians do it!"